February 2012
18 posts
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fitting
“Boys are cheats and liars, they’re such a big disgrace. They will tell you anything to get to second base… ball, baseball he thinks he’s gonna score. If you let him go all the way then you are a hor… ticulture studies flowers, geologist studies rocks. The only thing a guy wants from you is a place to put his cock… roaches, beetles, butterflies and bugs. Nothing...
latenightstudying
#funfacts
What is the range of reproductive success for men? On the high end, what is the maximum number of offspring a man could theoretically have in his lifetime? Because men can leave the gestation to women, the number of offspring that they have is not limited as much by their own bodies. It is basically limited by the number of fertile female bodies to which they can gain sexual access....
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Friendswithbenefits
Still trying to figure out what the hell happened today. It was nothing yet clearly it was something- that doesn’t make sense at all. hmmmmm. the inconsistency.
#watchingFWB
January 2012
25 posts
withoutwarning
it amazes me how you can be so familiar with something, someone, someplace in one moment; and in what seems like the simplest blink of the eye or turning of a single page- that familiarity is gone. and now, you feel completely unwelcome.
icantdecide
if that was you acting out your complete disdain for me and shoving it (whatever “it” actually is) in my face, or some other passive aggressive mode of communication.
#whatdidido #wasireallythatbad #doyoureallyjustnotlikemeTHATmuch
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Attractive People Coming to LMU Soon.
maneentertainment:
This guy.
And this guy.
And this guy.
Joe Brooks. Live in the Living Room, January 25th. Be there.
-M.E.
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“my bad. my bad for everything.”
– wtf. not even okay right now.
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December 2011
40 posts
goingtowriteabook?
dad: i'm gunna write a book
vanessa: what are you going to write a book about? what could you possibly write a book about?
dad: us, our lives. everybody wants to know about us!
